Lacrecia Evans

Lacrecia Evans is a football player who plays in the 500 game who is said to have horrible luck since she has never caught a ball.

Lacrecia jokes around with an employee at Burger King through the speaker. She orders a chicken sandwich and $20. When she pulls around, they recognize her from her infamous losing streak. There's no one else in line, so they chat about her career, and how her sister does the same thing every single day, but not her. No, Lacrecia needs a goal to work toward, and that's winning the 500. She's glad it's taken so long because it's not like they're going anywhere, right? Everyone is immortal now.

The employee gives her the sandwich and $20, because nothing matters, and she drives away.

Before she can eat, her manager Tracy Nichols calls. The Denali cannon just shot out the latest football and it's heading her way! In fact, she's the closest 500 player by a longshot. This is it. She's finally going to score some points. It's all happening.